I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home,
feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years, until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school,
you become a kid,
and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions
- central heating, room service on tap,
You finish off as an orgasm.
Living life backwards, by George Carlin (or Sean Morey, or Woody Allen).